The Critic — Kill Weak App Ads Before They Ship

Point it at any ad and it tells you the truth — ship it or kill it — before you ever spend a dollar.

App installs have no closed-loop attribution, so the only way to win is to ship a flood of creative. But flood without a filter burns budget and gets your ad account flagged. This agent is the filter. It scores every video and image 0–100 and runs a platform-compliance pass, so only the creative that can actually convert — and stay live — makes it out the door.

A media buyer eyeballing creative misses violations and lets weak ads through. A QA contractor runs you hundreds a month. This is $25, works forever, and grades every asset the moment you ask.

What it does

• Scores every video and image 0–100 and kills the weak ones before they post
• Runs a TOS / platform-compliance scan so your creative can't trip an account strike
• Sits as a QA gate in front of your whole pipeline — only winners ship
• Tells you exactly why an asset failed, so the next batch is better